shedresseskindaprochoice:

We’re 4 days out from the general election here in NZ and one of our biscuit companies is taking it very seriously….

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

nowavefeminism:

taliaitscoldoutside:

Omfg can I have this pls

outfit game: on point
mental health game: ?????

recentgooglesearches:

how to return my free u2 album 

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

reverseracist:

they found out who Jack the Ripper is but they can’t arrest Darren Wilson

dysphorichallucinations:

coelasquid:

Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”

I identify so strongly with this, can’t think of a better reason to decorate yourself than out of love for the vessel.

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

Tv with tig #selfie #me #cats

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

coveredinsnow-:

please consider: rihanna as crowley and lupita as aziraphale 

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